Testimony of City Creek

The Mormon church recently built a luxury mall in downtown Salt Lake City.  It includes high-end apartments and condos above the shopping center. The church funded it and owns the land so much of the profits get routed back into the church tax free.  Recently on twitter I jokingly testified to the truthfulness to the mall in a parody of a Mormon testimony. They feel the church leaders are called of god and will justify anything they do.  Here is the series of tweets put together in one testimony:

I know City Creek® is true!

I know that the majority of profits should be sent out of state to corporations that thou hast already blessed abundantly.

I know that housing for the affluent should be the only option.

I know that the jobs that have been brought must be low paying and add to the disappearance of the middle class.

I know that local businesses must be destroyed by thy power. In the name of USD amen.